By Steven Luna
A smart-mouthed supernatural dude who tells it love it is - sharp-tongued, snarky, and sarcastic to a fault. He simply turned a vampire, and he is not satisfied approximately it in any respect. So he is telling the total international the way it rather is to be undead, and the fact is no longer pretty...but it would be beautiful hilarious. Real-life meets afterlife in Joe Vampire, a post-modern combination of darkish comedy, heartfelt romance, and unforeseen suspense.
Hey, fogeys. I’m Joe, and I’m a vampire – no longer through selection, brain you, yet via accident…a fate-twisting, fang-creating, blood lust-inducing false impression. It began with a gaggle date, a case of flawed id and much too many sake bombers, and ended with a daft set of situations that I simply can’t appear to wrap my head round. probably you could inform: I’m no longer actual satisfied approximately it. yet I’m not at all going to enable it get within the means of my existence. So I’ve thrown my ranting right into a web publication. I’m placing out my soiled laundry as a way to clarify the genuine deal approximately being a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. might be it is going to aid others comprehend the reality approximately vampires. probably it is going to aid me come to phrases with it, too. think me, it’s now not all satin capes and bare ladies…none of it's, really. One bare girl will be great. in its place, it’s only one nasty little shock after one other. the reality bears exposing, and I’m pulling again the curtain on it all. If i will work out how you can continue it from mowing me over within the strategy, then that’s groovy, too. And that factor approximately vampires glowing within the sunlight? that may be a bunch of bull.
What readers are saying:
"The vampire's humanity that Anne Rice strives for within the Vampire Chronicles? [Luna] captures it completely and neatly in his sleek story of the supernatural everyman."
"I completely enjoyed this booklet. It was once choked with witty sarcasm, humor, heartbreak and suspense."
"Joe Vampire is fun out loud hysterical, occasionally poignant, learn. i like to recommend this booklet to an individual searching for a humorous, sarcastic examine the undead life."
"I laughed out loud a number of occasions studying this publication and giggled such a lot of instances my husband made me go away the room to head learn elsewhere!"